Original character -orc warrior from Warhammer-
(Caution : the following text is written in an orc dialect)
"Hear to me kidz ! I'm Blarfak. The other guyz, they kall me "the sewed'up".
Some sayz Gork n' Mork they don't like me's face, 'koz I had lotz of scarz ev'ry time I fighted, and they also sayz it's just luck if I wasn't be kill yet...
But they'r just jaylous scumbagz ! I'm say, if Gork n' Mork they want me ded, well they had been plenty of okazion to did so !
I'm even think dat aktualy, the Godz they haz decided that I'm gona survive many fightz, 'cuz I had know plenty of boyz that lived no long, and they haven't do half the battles I had do.
So you ow me respekt, bekoz some dey I kould bekom the new Big Boss, and that dey you won't will show off anymor !"
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Blakfar le suturé, guerrier orque (personnage original pour le jeu de rôle Warhammer) Attention : Le texte qui suit est rédigé en dialecte orque. "Ekouté moa lé mioch ! Moa, sé Blarfak, mé les otr' boyz, y m'surnomment "le kouzu". Y'en a ki dizent ke Gork é Mork y z'aim pa ma gueul, paske j'me sui fé tou plein d'balafr à chak foi ke j'me sui battu, é ossi k'jai juste eu d'la chance si j'me sui pa enkor fé crever... Mé sé tous dé pti meks jaloux ! Moa j'dis, si Gork et Mork y voulé m'tuer, eh ba y z'on déjà eu plein d'okazion de l'fèr ! J'kroi mêm k'en fait, sé lé dieux ki on déssidé ke j'surviv' à tou plein d'kombat, paske jé konnu plein d'boyz ki on véku pa lontan alor ki z'on pa fé la moitié dé bataill ke j'ai fé. Alor vou m'devé l'respect, paske ptêt mêm ka force j'vé finir par devnir l'nouveau Big Boss, é là, vou fré plu lé malins !" |
